David Bowie told me to do it in a dream.

Fat, sexually frustrated teen stuck in Colorado.

I have a strange infatuation with Morrissey and Conor Oberst.

I spend most of my time playing my ukulele in my underwear and bitching about my life.

Have fun.

Anonymous asked: Have you had your first kiss and if so, with who? Details.

Yep.

6th grade with a kid called Alex.

His lips were chapped.

Good times.

3 months ago
  1. faeriepuke said: Chapped lips are the worst.
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